Greg Gutfeld: Biden is losing supporters, including Democrats and the media

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According to the latest poll, Biden is less popular than an anchovy with a yeast infection.

Just 33% of adults approve of Biden’s job performance, which is a record low. And after answering the survey, those 33% were taken back to the psychiatric facility where the pollsters found them.

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But his approval is like his body temperature – barely above freezing. It’s down 3 points since November and beats former President Trump’s worst approval rating by 1 point.

Well, at least he can finally say he’s better than Trump at something.

But it’s an amazing comparison given the kind of press Trump got. It was a relentless drumbeat of hysterical hatred.

And yet Joe, who has none of this from the press, is rated worse than Trump. How can that be?

How is it that a brilliant old man who is coddled by every media outlet on earth is now less popular than the monster the media thought was worse than Hitler, Stalin and Maroon 5 combined?

Yes, it’s an amazing achievement, but not when you see how bad it’s really gotten.

REPORTER: So for vaccinated Americans who are wondering why they should continue to limit their activities even though your public health officials say most Americans will eventually get COVID.

PRESIDENT BIDEN: Folks, we’ll talk about that later.

President Biden.
(AP Newsroom)

Oh, he’s praying for it all to end. Well, that’s about as comforting as an Uber driver with whiskey on his breath.

Remember, the Americans were sold. Joe was political Xanax after Donald Trump’s crystal meth. Joe should be loved, popular, a replacement for Captain Evil, but even with kid gloves we can’t stand him.

Even with the facelift and hair transplant, you can’t make him look good. Why is that? I mean, besides the fact that he’s a demented old circus monkey?

Well, let’s ask the President why his numbers are so low.

PRETEND BIDEN: Look, look, look. People used to like me, okay? I used to shake hands with Amtrak. I got closer and squeezed the charmin and it worked. Now I have to do as they say and they told me spend a year in the basement shut up. If you come out, you’re president. It worked. So I have to do what they say. They don’t even let me smell people’s heads anymore. And I think Jen Psaki’s hair smells like cinnamon, but I’ll never know.

That’s the real tragedy. So the reasons for Joe’s tanking in the polls are obvious. Whenever crap is bad, which is very common among Democrats, they don’t address it, they can’t address it.

Instead, they pan. That’s why Jen Psaki keeps coming back as COVID and crime and inflation raged on, Joe scurried into the world of voting rights looking for cover, and because they’re so wrapped up in identity politics and wokeism, they don’t know how to solve the problem problems more.

It’s just pronouns instead of politics.

They’ve gotten so good at racial theatrics, but they bomb when it comes to helping the average American voter.

Meanwhile, Joe adopted a rhetoric about as consistent as Alec Baldwin turning up on the set of a new western. Well, United America against him, I suppose. Heck, even his allies admit he’s gone too far.

Sen. DICK DURBIN: Perhaps the President went a little too far with his rhetoric. But the basic principles and values ​​involved are very, very similar.

Senator Dick Durbin.

Senator Dick Durbin.
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh, Pool)

rev. AL SHARPTON: If he was trying to get votes, it wasn’t the election speeches. I think he gave a “you’re going to hell” speech.

Yes, it was a “you’re going to hell” speech and not even in a hand basket. In fact, while America is grappling with serious issues, Joe has just once again labeled half of Americans as bigots, racists, monsters.

Thanks for the support Joe.

And he wonders why he has a son who used to mistake Parmesan for crack on the carpet.

Maybe Joe is just the A-hole the left tried to tell you Trump was. He played the “whose side are you on” schtick until even his own side didn’t want to be on his side anymore.

Soon there will be no one left to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer. I mean, if you lose Al Sharpton and Dick Durbin, you’re on S— Island and no one wants to come near you. The only way out is to swim right through it.

So Joe calls everyone racists. This from a man who went to the funeral of a KKK leader.

His own VP implied he was racist during the debates. That’s what the Democrats have become – a bunch of people who call everyone else racists, including each other. Too bad they can’t tell you why you’re a racist.

Vice President Kamala Harris.

Vice President Kamala Harris.
(AP Photo/Patrick Semansky)

Just like critical race theory, you are simple. But really, Joe, whose right to vote are Americans denying? They keep saying it’s Jim Crow on steroids, but they can’t find victims with huge foreheads and back acne.

There is no evidence that Republicans attempted to prevent illegal voters from voting. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I mean how did Georgia, a red state with a large black population, turn blue in the last election?

It certainly wasn’t because Republicans kept black people out of the ballot box. You can’t even name a person who will be stopped from voting.

Is it a convicted murderer who doesn’t have photo ID? I do not know. But then say it. We need clarity about who we are discriminating against, for God’s sake.

And yet the media plays along.

REPORTER 1: President Biden’s fight to protect voting rights in this country.

REPORTER 2: President Biden must win hearts and minds on Capitol Hill when he visits us tomorrow to push for voting rights legislation.

REPORTER 3: The President has been pushing for the Senate to change its filibuster rules to pass a voting rights bill.

REPORTER 4: Right now, there’s little hope that any Republican in the Senate will vote for any voting rights bill.

I call them tools, but that implies utility, because even if they support the President, his numbers are still decreasing, and theirs with his.

And that’s because nobody likes to be demonized.

Well, I do, but that’s on roleplay nights. You know how hard it is to find extra small red latex?

But Joe continues to slander decent people who only mind their own business. You do not interfere with the rights of others when it comes to voting. They’re just trying to get along in tough times.

It’s kind of amazing. We go through all this. And Joe is still up front calling your names while he wonders why everyone calls him Brandon.

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I mean, we have a president who ran for unity, but now he just yells at you when everything he accuses you of, like supporting fanatics, he actually did himself.

No wonder, then, that his numbers keep sliding like a rectal thermometer dipped in motor oil.

At this rate, he could get his own show on CNN.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the January 13, 2022 issue of Gutfeld!

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